Chandi ke diwaar na todi Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya Kuch paiso ki liyeh ZaaLeem!! Tumne sms karna Chodiyah Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo! congratulations! !!!! you are congratulations! !!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION" A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives love. Who opens her legs receives happenis If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck, if its erect but soft it needs good suck, if its neither hard nor erect, it needs good luck! Pyar ko mat chhupao, usy zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni khuahishon ko mat chupao, unhe zrurat hai barhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki:p HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN YEARS: 1. A G, 2. O G 3..SUNTE HO 4.BUNTY KE BAPU, 5. MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO, 6.. KAHAN MAR GAYE, 7.AAP AATE HO KE MAIN AUN what is difference between SMART and STUPID?very simple:Smart has send u sms and stupid has read it;hahahaha Hello G! Main Amitabh bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO janay anjanay main agar main nain aap ka dill dukhaya ho kabhi tung kiya ho badtamezi ki ho us k liyaye aap nain............................. jo patna hay pat lo main sudharnay waloon ain say nahi ek darwaish kehta tha k ek zamana aisa bhi aayega, Ek dost SMS karaiga dosra 'KAMEENA'Sirf muskuraye ga:> ALLAH k naam pe ek patni de de, apni nahen to dosre ki de de, ALLAH tujhe aik k badle teen dega, anuraag ki tarah prerna k sath apurna or kamolika free de ga. for other information Star plus Dekh te Rahooooo jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage: baat zubaan per aa kar rukne lage: to 2 goli VICKS lo.... KICH KICH door karo Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the... Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ! Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. On their first night: Husband: Is it really ur first night? Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night. Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara, Tu kahe to Aasma se la aao Tara, Tu kahe to bina Oxygen ka karlo gujara, Tu kahe to Duniya ko bhi jhukadoon teri kadmo mai.. Aab Tu hi batah aase aur kitna Jhut bolo mai! Do you know the Meaning of SMS? Do you know the Meaning of SMS? Short Message Service!…Nahi yaar SMS means.. Some Money Send!! So, Jab chahe mere Mb no or A/C no. per SMS kar dena, Sharmana ya Gabrana mat!! woh garam garam pani woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo. woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle… khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai Phool hai gulaab ka Phool hai gulaab ka husn hai janaab ka Tasveer tayri mairay dil main hai Phir faida kia is naqaab ka Aaj tum DIL mango de daingy ............DHARKAN mango de daingy ...........JIGER mango de daingy Kyun k teenO filmz ghar main he parii hain!!!!! Gam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,sms kerny per paise lagty hain magar itney nahi k kia na jaye;) Aap k haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey.. kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge! *Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI" Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Batau Q? Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai! Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING! meri yaad aye: yaad kero. Zyada aye : sms Kero. Ussey zyada aye : phone kero Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo ager ussey bhi zyada aye to .. plzz jhoot bolna band kero kya ker rahay ho? bussy ho? kitna bussy ho? ager kum ho to message kyun nahi kerte ho? ager ziyada ho to message kyun perh rahy ho? sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, Kia aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko naag to garden ko baagh kehte hain, jo ap k pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte hain. Call, sms ya miss call karna ap k bus ki baat nahin, Un k liye balance chahaye jo k ap k pass nahin. Mernay per humko janat milay na milay, Yeh fiza yeh hawa milay na milay, Per sms kernay may kunjosi na karo, Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile milay na milay. Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral : Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey !! A man on wife's birthday had no money so he sent a chq written "100 kisses" when he return home his wife said "thnks for chq" i got it cashed from bank's manager! Rab Se Dua Karta Hoon Ke Mere Dost Ko Khushiyoun Ka Sansaar Miley, Aur Jo Mujhey SMS Nahin Karta Use Apni Grilfriend Say Behen Jaisa Pyar Miley. Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO, Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO, Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO, Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHO Mian 1 sms hoon. Jise stupid log parte hain. Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain. Gadhe delete karte hain aur Pagal store karte hain. TUM kya karne vale ho????? Kash dil ki bat mai itna asar ho jaye "aap miss call de" aur "wo receive ho jaye" bat kare ke hosh gum ho jaye aur hosh tab aye jab "balance khatam ho jaye" Tumhari tasveer zamaney k dar se toilet mey laga rakhi hai, tumhara deedar karne k liey jolab ki goli kha rakhi hai. Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..! Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun! *~-BUMPER OFFER-~* Send me sms & win 10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO 29" TV ka BOX Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher  Pehlay hath mein pakro! .. Phir thook lagao? .. Phir Seedha karo? ? .. Phir andar ghussao??? .. Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-) khaaboon main aaey gaey sms ki terhann, dil main bas jaey ringtones ki terhann, mera pyar khabhi kam na hoo ga balance ki terhann, bas tum busy na rehna network ki terhann Main...main kutta kameena manhoos janam jala nalaik bekaar phuwer kahil bagerat besharm jahil gawar gadha Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon Jis tarah to hotel main bartan majta ha, pore pore raat sirf miss call marta ha jab tara balance khatam hojata ha,, balance kay liye road pay nanga nachta ha. Shame on you Ik Ladki thi dewani si mobile lay kay phirti thee..Jab bhee milti thee mujh say mujh say poocha kartee thee yeh on kaise hota hai yeh on kaise hota hai.. KARAY JAOOO... . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . karay jaoo. . karay jaoo. . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.....lolz Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai. 1.dono gram honi chaye. 2.dhod zada hona chahiye. 3.raat ko sooney na dey. I want to kiss ur lips I want to smell ur breath I want to touch ur tunk I want to touch ur teeth But u dun worry I m ur friend dentonic!! Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai, birds gana ga relay hain,cow log grass eat reli hai, shane log sms kar rele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!! Kabhi Balance, Kabhi battery, Kabhi Ishq, Kabhi pyaar, Jaldi SMS karo maray yaar Bewaquf ki 3 nishaniyan 1. miss call karega 2. SMS muskura k parhega 3. Don't scroll down Jis baat se mana karo zarur karega. Fill in the blanks with "Haan" or "Nahi" 1: ___ May insaan Nahi Hon. 2: ___ Mera koi elaaj nahi. 3:____ May He Pagal Hon. Dil K Mehman Ban Jao Aankhon Ka Armaan Ban Jao Honton Ki Muskaan Ban Jao Ye Sab B Ban Jana Lekin Pehlay Zara Insaan Ban Jao. Salam arz hai........... jawab qarz hai....... dena farz hai......na dena marz hae.......... na koi gharz hai...... bas itni arz hai......... "How are you?" Aj dil buhut udas hai lagta hai koi nahi pass hai par tum main baat kuch khaas hai ab zyada emotional mat ho jana yeh sab bekwas hai tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah. maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi.... sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai, Aoao milke kasam khaye, is dushman ko khatam karen gay. ek botal tum khatam karo, ek botal hum khatam karen gay... Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK. Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho. Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar ....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar. Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye. Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!! ------ -------- ---------- Samjhe nahi samjhe.. Lagta hai mere mobile ko tumhare mobile se Ishq hogaya hai tabhi LINE maar raha hai. Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai. Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho. Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon. Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain. Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi.... Larka lerki se :Darling!!! is dil mein chali aao Lerki : Sandle utaron kya? Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Bolay to ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight, Bolay to BYE... Good Nite Twinkle Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le chai, then call me up and say "HI" Good Morning Have a Nice... Mahiwal ne awaz lagai sahni daur ke aayi ranjha ne bansuri bajayi aur heer bhag ke chali aayi aur ham ne sirf siti bajayi, wo ma ko lay aayi... MUNNA BAHi: ari circuit boly tu ager bagair daantaon ka kuta cat re lai tu boly tu kya karny ka. CIRCUIT: very simple bahi boly tu bagair soi ke 14injection laga lai ne ka. Aankho Pe Ghamoun Ke Pehre Hain,Zakham Jigar Ke Gehre Hain Faryad Karain To Kis Se Karain , Dunya Wale To Behre Hain Police ko aik body milli hai, kaalay teeth hain,ghonslay jaisay baal hain,dimagh nhi hai, paon ultay hain, mughay tumhari fikkar ho rahi hai, zara bell tu karo AIK AAP HAIN K ETNEY ACHEY HAIN AIK AAP HAIN K ETNEY PYAREY HAIN AIK AAP HAIN K CHAND SITAREY HAIN...AUR AIK HUM HAIN K JHOUT BOLEY AJA RAHE HAIN Kash khoshiyoun ki aik Dokan ho, Aur hamein un ki pehchan ho, Bhar dete apka har pal khoshiyoun se, Keemat chahe oski hamari jaan ho Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai, Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai, Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai ! Chori choriye Aanaa janaa chor do... Chupkay chupkay yoon nazar milanaa chor do.... Kisi din bohot pitto gay unsay tum.... yeh masjidon sy jutiyaan chraana chor do... Girl 1980: maan main jeans pehnon gi. Mann: nhi baiti log kia kahan gay. Girl 2006: maan main short scirt pehnoon gi, Maan: pahn lo baiti pehan lo kuch tu pehan lo. Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley ISHQ KE SCHOOL MAIN NAYA MAHOOL TYAR HO GAYA.... CLASS KI TEACHER KO PAPU SE PYAR HO GAY.... IS BAAT SE SARI CLASS KA DIL UDAS HO GAYA.... SARI CLASS FAIL OR PAPU PASS HO GAYA.... Oye mil gaya .........oye mil gaya .......oye hoye mil gaya.....aaj tu mil hee gaya......ballay ballay mil hee gaya....YE SMS PARHNAY WALA AIK OR BEWAQOOF MIL GAYA....... MERE SMS MILE? NAHI MILR TO YELO SMS SMS SMS YEHLO CHOTE SMS sms sms sms STYLISH VALE SMS B L $M$ $M$ $M$ Baass ab aapki bari Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna jo pasand ho use ILU kehna agar wo gusse main aa jaye to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna "pyaari behna milti rehna" Patriotic song by a "sardar" ae mere vatan de logo zara ankh wich bhar leyo pani jo shaheed hue hain onna di tussi ghar le aayo "JANANI"!!! zindagi ki rah main mushkil hai to kia howa thora tum chalo thora hum chaloo thora hum chalain gay .......................... .................. ........... ....... ..... .... ... .. phir rikshaw kar lain gay:) Husband: ager tum mar gai to main pagal ho jaunga Wife: dosri shadi to nahi karo gey? Husband: pagal ka kia bharosa vo to kuch bhi kar sakta hai... PETROL KA RATE BARHANE PER SANTA BOLA MAIN PEHLAY BHI 100 KA DALWATA THA AB BHI 100 KA DALWATA HOON SMS BHEJO WARNA "r--._,---------. "_, .c-.------""" / i--" C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA? PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN? SMS na ker k dil tor diya mera ab mobile dafana dena kafan na milay tu apna rumal orha dena koi poochay k rog kya tha tu nazaren jhuka k apni kanjosi bata dena:-) shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata Requst Hai AAP SE Refuse Mat Karna Frndship Ke is Bulb Ko fuse Mat Karna Hum Dost Hai AAP KE Confuse Mat Karna HAMARI Jaga Kisi aur K liye Choose Mat karna Bhagwan Se Paani Manga To Saagar Diya, Phool Manga To Bageeecha Diya, Ghar Maanga To Mahal Diya, Jab Paisa Maanga To Aapka Number Diya. kab Aaon Lene Kanto Ke Badle Phool Kya Do Ge,Ansoo Ke Badle Khushi Kya Do Ge,Ham Chahte Hai App se Umar Bhar Ki Dosti,Hamare is Saval Ka Javab Kya Do Ge? Do sardar bank lootne gaye par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya Kaise? After all manager bhi sardar tha,bola gun kal dikha jana he= pura ander giya she=yes he=derd hua she=haaaaaaaaaan he=fit hay she=perfect he=r u comfortable she=zaberdast he=aray madam ko ye sandle pack ker do A Girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji Girl: sardar ji main tuwadi nakal maar laan? sadar ji:ahoo to meri nakal maar lay fair main teri asal maran ga Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai Kaho Na Pyaar Hai Kya mooh dukhta hai Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne dharkna chor diya hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra taaro ne chamkna chor diya Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain... Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite to 11 ve din nahana chahiye Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha..... Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain milne ki to bohat chahat hai par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain Dil torna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne mere kind heart ko phor diya Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....! Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!! jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye aur unke haath peele ho gaye	GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass. Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you don't worry, missed call is still free shani haqeeqat samjho ya fasana.. begana kaho ya dewana.. suno is dil ka afsana.. ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana.. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke badd uski ma bolti hai "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA  Kash tum wadday apnay nibah jatay.. Kisi tarha mera dil behlla jatay.. 10 RS. nahi thay tu.... 5 RS. wali choti Coke hee peela detay. Mere SMS ko tere inbox main panah mil jaye. Agar tu mujhe reply na karay to tera mobile fanaa ho jaye Subhaan Allah Subhaan Allah :) :) AZADI K is mahiney mein meri DUA hay k ALLAH apko QUAID ki AQAL..IQBAL ki SHAQAL, LIAQUAT ki SHEWANI, FATIMA ki JAWANI, NEHRU ki CHAL,& GHANDI ke BAAL de.AaMeEN!! Zindagee kay kissi morr per agar tumhein koi raasta dikhai na day to tum meray paas aa jana.Hum tumhein kissi "EYE SPECIALIST" kay paas lay jaen gay. LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad - DRAMA If u r afraid - SUSPENSE If u r angry - ACTION When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge hanso khelo naacho gao duniya ki parwa mat karo kyun k duniya janti hai k pagal aisi harkatein karte rehte hain. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice." Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do... Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon. I'm leaving India! Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. Humko tumse pyar hai, Humko tumse pyar hai, Jiya bekarar hai, Aaja mera Bulbul… Tera Intezer hai!! Yeh mera nahi… Aapka liya Central Zoo mai rehnawale Aap ke Doston ka Fariyad Hai!! There is Day Another Way, Another Pray, Another Hope, Another Tear, Another Fear, Another Year, Another Smile, Another Few, But neverever Another like u!! Kya Ap k sir pe seengh hain? No! JUST CHECK IT CHECKED? YES! NAHI HAIN? NAHI! R U SURE? YES! Koi baat nahi GADHEY k hote bhi nahi God apun se puchha, Kidhar jany ka? Heaven k Hell? Apun bola, Hell! Apun ko malum, tum dost log udarich milenga, Jaha tum hoenga vo hel bhe mafiq lagenga! GIRLS EXCUSES : PHONE MAT KARO DEAR MOM HOTI HAI NEAR, PAPA SE LAGTA HAI FEAR, BAAT BHI HOTI NAHI CLEAR, ISLIYE SMS KARO DEAR WIHTOUT FEAR. Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi Aaj R A A T T A N H A Z A M E E N Par Letaiy Howaiy Main Ne Aapni T A N H A I Se Aik Sawal Kia Keh Iss Qadar K H A M O S H I Kiyon Hai? ?? ???? feeling bored? think about me. feeling sad? call me! feeling lonely? see me! feeling hot? no..no..noo. drink coca cola and enjoy the life. BHUL se b kabhi kisi ko na rulana Zindagi main sab ko hasana Dushman Ko Bi Gla Laana ! Phir Bhi Koi Gham Ho TO, Is Number per Phone lugana...... MAIN ----- HO ------ NA !!!!! DRACULA KISS As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight. Chikken,Tikkah ho ya Karahiii,,,,.... Mangni ho Shadi ho ya ho Sagaiii,,,,.... NEW MESSAGE me ab TYPE kroo koi likhaiiii,,,,.... Kabhi to zaya kro,,,ik Rupiya OOooo herjaiii,,,,.... Mery Mobile ki hai bas yehi duhaiii,,,... Ik message to kroo mery bhai,,,... yah mat soochna k bhool jayen gaye tumhay.....dur reh kar bhi chahain gayetumhay....dost ban kar raas na aye to....BHOOT ban kar darain gaye tumhay..:D Judai aapki rulate rahegi, Yaad aapki aate rahengi, Pal Pal Jaan jati rahengi, Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan, Meri har Saans Yaari Nibhati rahengi... if ppl say u r crazy, b patient.... if ppl say u r mad , b relax.......... but if ppl say u r cute , THAPPAR MARON SALON KO JHOOT BOLTAI HAIN ASMAN KO NEEND AYE TO SULAEIN KAHAN, DHARTI KO MAUT AYE TO DAFNAEIN KAHAN, SAGAR MEIN LAHAR AYE TO CHUPAEIN KAHAN, HUME AAPKI YAAD AYE TO JAYEN KAHAN u fone menu main khus amdid, mangani kay liyah 1 dabaiyen, shadi kay liyah 2 dabaiyen,talaq kay liyah 3 dabayien, begam say nijat kay liyah apna gala dabayien, shukriyah Qayamat ki 5 nishaniyan.. 1 : Memon badmashi karega. 2 : MUHAJIR hukumat karey ga. 3 : Pathaan ko larkia pasand ayein ge. 4 : Sindhi mehnat karey ga.. 5 : Punjabi ghairat mand ho jaye ga. "2+5=11" kaise aye? Socho-Socho  Nahi maluum? Thora aur dimag lagao Abhi bhi nahi? OK let me tell u k kaise aye "GHALTI SE" Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY . IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana" if u sav dis message, it means i m CUTE if u edit dis, i m still CUTE if u fwd dis , ur spreadin dat i am CUTE if u erase dis,ur jealoues of me coz i am CUTE Ho ! Sakty to muskura kam se kam aap per hay bheja sms ye jisnay karo gay gussa per smart oos aap baad k parhnay ko sms is . . . . . . Confused????? Ab Nichay Say uper parho!! Bewakoof . Matlabi . Dhokaybar . Chugalkhor . Besharam . Jhutay . Moqaparast . ALLAH aako in sabhi logon sar door Rekhe. Ameen Logoon ko bewakoof banane k 7 tareekay....... . . . . Yeh Phalya tha Recipe: 1. Take a bowl of grapes 2. Put ur hand in it 3. Stand in front of mirror The dish is ready Recipe Name: Langur kai hath mai angur:-D People need love acording 2 age.. 18 to 28 DIN RÄT 28 to 38 RÖZ RÄT 38 to 48 JUMAYRÄT 48 to 58 EID SHABRÄT 58 to 68 ONLY GAL BÄT & above 68 BÜRI BÄT. IDE3238, IDE3457, LOD1234, PH 1257, IDL1297, LOG 1945, AREY ITNE GHOR SAE KIA DEKH RHEY HOO AAJ SHAAAM SAE PEHLAE IN SAB CARS PAE KAPRA MAAR DENA 1 tha raja 1 thi rani Dono mar gye Khatam kahani . . . . . . . . Ab neechey kiya lash dhoond rhe ho ?? Jasa K aap sab Musalmano ko pata Hai K mahay Ramzan Start Ho Gaya hai, To is Leye aap apne mobile mein SAVE tamaam Dirty Jokes, Pictuer MSGs Aur Larkiyoon K Numbers, . . Delete Karne Say Pahlay Mujhe Forward Kar Dein, Thankx Alot... Yourz Sincere !!! ( ',' ) <( )> 100Kg _| |_ ( ',' ) <( )> 60Kg _| |_ ( ',' ) <)(> 30Kg _||_ Kya Say Kya Ho Gaya Aap K SmS k Intzar Me. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Dastak di kisi ne Kaha khushiyan laya hon inbox chota na par jaye itni duain laya hon naam hai mera Sms Apko buhat adab ke sath Salam kehne aya hoon tum nain suna hay really nahi suna cnn pe? bbc? ptv? geo? nahi?fm 100 per tu suna ho ga ?? in pay b nahi suna hoga?? tu mujh say he sunn lo?? i miss us Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Se B Ziyada Smart Ho Tum Sub Doston Me Ziyada Zaheen Ho Tum Mujh Se B Ziyada Agar Aisa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaquf Ho Tum Had Se Ziyada *Ba Adab *Ba Mulahiza *Hoshiyaar, *Paglon ke *Mahraaj* *Bewaqufon ke *Sartaaj* *Noor-E-Chasham* *Deewana-E-Paglistan* *Sms padh rahay hain..* Agr farig hain to neachy press krain , , , , , Ager abi b farig hain to oper press krain Teacher: attendance plz: pintoo... present sir. guddu... present sir. kaalu... present sir. ulluu... ulluu... ulluu... button dabana choor "PRESENT SIR" bool.... QYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTON NE SAB SE KAHA K APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHO...... SAB NE APNE APNE GUNAH PAPER PE LIKHE, K ACHANAK AP KI AWAZ AI..................................! ""EXTRA SHEET PLZ"" Dil se dil lagakar to dekho meri yaad main aansoo bahakar to dekho sms to kya tumhe call bhi karenge bas ek baar mera mobile"recharge" karwa kar to dekho!!! Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the............. Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ . . . dekh kia rahey ho? chavanyia hain utha loo.... SMS karney key kaam ayien ghe For Adults Only Agar aapko koi karwat badalne per majboor karey aur raat ki tanhai main tang karey sargosi se kan main gungunai tow yakenan! woh MACHAR hai Pakistan ko azad hue 57 sal ho gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bhole log KAAM chor ke mere SMS padh rahe hain... kya hoga is pakistan ka MERE SMS KE CHARCHE JAHNA MAY HONE LAGE.LOG MERE DEEWANE HONE LAGE.KHUSH NASAIB HO TUM JO MERE SMS MILE.JIS KO NAHI MILE WO "MOBILE PATAK PATAK KAR RONE LAGE" Woh PYAR hi kya, jisme JUDAAI na ho... Woh ISQH hi kya,jisme LARAAI na ho... Woh DIL hi kya, jisme DARD na ho... Aur woh MOBILE hi kya, jisme mera SMS na ho.....!! Dil Ki Dahleez pe Koi gum na ho, Hamari ye doste kabhe kam na ho, Aapko jahan ki sari khushiyan mile, Bhale hi us khushi mein hum ho na ho Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai, Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai. Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai. Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi... New punishment 4 mobile owners...Miss call k liay jail...call k liay phansi...sms k liay Umerqaid...lekin TUM mat daroo..KANJOOSE ko to "AIK LAKH" ka inaam hai!!! Bhete tere Khyaalo main. Kore kagaz main likha tera naam. Tasveer bhi bana dali aur likha ye paigaam, zinda ya murda pakarne wale ko 5000/= naqad inaam.. Hehar: ki gali mein paan ki dukan, davdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, davdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, khake paan paro. Boli"shukriya bhai jaan"heeeee.... Zämèèn pè hö to SMS bhäij dö, äsmàn pè ho to täre bhäij do, jännät màin hò tò hööräìn bhäìj dö, dözäkh mäìn ho tö "ENJOY UR SELF". Ye Hamari National Health Service hai.isme Hum Aap Jaise Logon ko Aadhi Raat me utha kar SUSU karna Yaad dilate hein Taki Apka Bed Gila na ho! Plz SUSU kar lein 2 sardaar 1 larki ko dekh rahay thay. 1 sardaar:what a breast. 2 sardaar:yaar breast se yaad aaya bhabi kaisi hain?;-) Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate. Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai.... Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh... Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein.... naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein.... Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo... Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN" Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain, Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

                

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